On Marriage and Getting Run Over by a Train

Bertie: "Is Mr. Corkadale still alive?"

Aunt Dahlia: "Died years ago. Got run over by a municipal tram."

Bertie: "Don't blame him. I'd have done the same myself in his place. Only course to pursue when you are married to a woman like that."

From P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves and the Tie that Binds